mmtthhddss:

Community College Tips:

• Don’t talk to anybody 
• Don’t make eye contact
• Avoid the cafeteria because they will probably be doing a flash mob to current viral song
• Transfer
• The guy who constantly tries to play devils advocate with the teacher  and sound philosophical whenever he speaks actually is failing the class but it doesn’t matter because grades doesn’t determine his self worth only upvotes matter
  

(via theformalvacancy)

“you can’t hate somebody just because they don’t support gay marriage!”

actually yes

yes i can

lucis-magical-samosaur:

fill this in with stuff about you

Where I’m from: illinois
Where I would like to live: idk somewhere green and secluded
Favourite food:  pizza

Religion: atheist
Sexual orientation: i used to be lik 70% gay but now i’m like 90% gay
Relationship status: single

Favourite book: idk there are a lot do i have to choose i like lolita and black rabbit summer but probably speaker for the dead
Favourite movie: i’m really in to big fish right now
Favourite TV show: firefly

Random fact about me: i have an eye disease oops
Favorite day of the year: halloween
Favourite colour: green
If I have any pets; if so, their names: i hAD A DOG BUT HE DIED IN SEPTEMBER HE LOOKED LIKE A WOLF KINDA
What I’m listening to right now: nothing

What’s my ringtone: idk
Favourite character from a TV show: eric cartman
Favourite character from a movie: idk indiana jones

What my name means: youth, from the yew tree, something about god

Celebrity crush: andrew garfield

(via falloutboise)

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

(via thegirlatthepotshow)

my mom is trying to tell me all pasta tastes the same